Boris Johnson reportedly had fingers crossed when promising to leave office. Plans to stay on indefinitely.
As is well known among legal scholars, having fingers crossed while making a promise nullifys all responsibility for keeping said promise.
As is well known among legal scholars, having fingers crossed while making a promise nullifys all responsibility for keeping said promise.
CHAOTIC SITUATION– The scheduled appearance by the Prime Minister was meant to boost key worker morale at Tesco but a case of mistaken identity has led to widespread embarrassment for the company. Several photos of the giant bag of potatoes were taken whilst it was given a full tour of the Tesco facilities by David […]
The father of Lionel Messi (potentially the greatest footballer who has ever or will ever live) made the offhand remarks during an interview on a Spanish morning talk show while discussing general geopolitical tensions within the United Kingdom and elsewhere. Until now the prospect of another referendum was not taken seriously in the UK with […]
We can only imagine what they’ll think of next! ***Disclaimer*** There was no response to our questions. We assumed her name was Susan and that she was a crazy liberal based on her seating choice.
Campaigners have been left baffled by the continued rise of COVID cases across the United Kingdom. It was hoped that the virus would disappear after its existence was questioned like fairies and the bogeyman. However, despite the singing of songs and speeches stating that new cases of the illness should be banned, doctors and other […]
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH– Shrewd businessman Rupert Murdoch has had to step in to make a decision on another national lockdown after a lack of leadership from his Government. Forced redundancies may even come for some Members of Parliament in the next few days as a result. Sources close to Rupert Murdoch confirmed he is at […]