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“It’s a Beale!” – Rangers agree terms with the guy everyone says made Gerrard a good manager
They’ve only gone and agreed terms to bring him in as the new replacement for Giovanni Van Bronkhorst! “You’ve got yourself a Beale” are potentially the words said by the ecstatic Rangers board to new manager Michael Beale after agreeing terms. Everyone is really excited to see what the future holds for the team. […]
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17 year old “finance enthusiast” makes it clear he is not a financial advisor and the financial advice he gave was not financial advice.
What exactly is financial advice? According to “CryptoG0D69” (real name Timothy “Timmy” Tucker, 17 from Nebraska), it was definitely not financial advice when he told everyone he came in contact with online to mortgage their home to buy into tesla and bitcoin since they were guaranteed to go up in value. Timmy would appreciate it […]
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Boris Johnson reportedly had fingers crossed when promising to leave office. Plans to stay on indefinitely.
As is well known among legal scholars, having fingers crossed while making a promise nullifys all responsibility for keeping said promise.
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Several people injured and two hospitalized in ‘critical condition’ after industrial strength toenail clipper goes haywire at local hair salon
MAYHEM – Earlier today an industrial-strength toenail clipper went out of control after a disagreement with the Salon owner, possibly about equal pay or something. The toenail clipper was not available for comment but we caught up with the salon owner Stacy: “We told it to calm down and stop but the clippers just kept […]
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