Lockdown

Report your neighbour

Nosey old Mrs Stevenson says it definitely wasn’t her that called the police on the birthday party happening across the street from 2:44 to 3:28pm.

Everyone at the party, including 12-year-old birthday boy Timmy, were heavily fined. “It’s a shame it happened and they were breaking the law but I absolutely would never do anything like that, it’s not neighbourly and I’m not a grass. Would have been nice to have had an invite or at least the promise of […]

Lockdown protest confusion

Despite mass protests and the power of music Coronavirus cases continue to rise

Campaigners have been left baffled by the continued rise of COVID cases across the United Kingdom. It was hoped that the virus would disappear after its existence was questioned like fairies and the bogeyman. However, despite the singing of songs and speeches stating that new cases of the illness should be banned, doctors and other […]