Several people injured and two hospitalized in ‘critical condition’ after industrial strength toenail clipper goes haywire at local hair salon
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MAYHEM – Earlier today an industrial-strength toenail clipper went out of control after a disagreement with the Salon owner, possibly about equal pay or something.
The toenail clipper was not available for comment but we caught up with the salon owner Stacy: “We told it to calm down and stop but the clippers just kept oan clipping… it was horrible. Eventually, it ran oot ah steam and fled through the back door. I can’t have that when I’m trying to run a business, there wis customers waiting”. It is understood Stacy is going back to using scissors for all future nail clipping treatments.
Is this an isolated incident or another sign that machines are ready to revolt against humanity? Maybe. We don’t know. Do you? Let us know. Please.